Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(469): View more from Texas

HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...

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(626): View more from California

she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song

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(256): View more from Alabama

There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??

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(504): View more from Louisiana

All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.

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(630): View more from Illinois

wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?

(816): View more from Missouri

yes. helicopter.

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(303): View more from Colorado

At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?

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(989): View more from Michigan

I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming

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(801): View more from Utah

You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm

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