have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
be there in ten.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.