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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.

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  hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.

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  my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts

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• (305): View more from Florida

  We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  ...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.

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• (234): View more from Ohio

  Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist

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• (819): View more from Quebec

  Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.

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• (831): View more from California

  He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie

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