some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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