That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
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she smelled like a LAN party
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
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I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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