she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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