after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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