Kareoke will never be a sober sport
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
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A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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