how can u be prego again
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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