Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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