Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
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