two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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