try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
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threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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