Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
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do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
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She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
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Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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