Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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