Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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