We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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