Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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