the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
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