I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
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I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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