why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
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Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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