I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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