Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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