So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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