I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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