worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
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I just had sex on a roof
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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