his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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