After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
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the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
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bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.