Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
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Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
If I die, sorry about rent.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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