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Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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