Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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