Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
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In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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