a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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