therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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