Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
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I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
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Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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