At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
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Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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