i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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