it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
try to milk me bitch
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