I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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