Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
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You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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