she was so not down for the gang bang
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
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Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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