i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
