Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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