please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Sober January is a disaster.
No subtext here. People are naked.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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