No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
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On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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