you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Do vagina's smell?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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