The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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