just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
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I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
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last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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