sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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