he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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I love watching others lives come down to our level.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
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Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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