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NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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