he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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