you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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