i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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