He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
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Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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